If Toyota Builds a Bigger Tundra, Then It Should Be Named "Texas"

"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind) 06/30/2016 at 13:33 • Filed to: Toyota

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I was thinking, “What if Toyota went the Titan XD strategy and brought in a 5/8 ton Tundra?” Due to the higher base price over the 1/2 ton Tundra, Toyota could go ahead and badge it as a Lexus and takeover the Platinum Reserve customers of the XD (I can’t see “XD” without it seeming like an emoji).

Obviously it would be built in San Antonio, TX like the rest of the trucks. Since they have the “1794" trim honoring the ranch they bought the land from, why not brown-nose the entire state and name it the “Texas!” Or maybe keep it a Tundra and make it the Tundra Big Tex!

*By the way, does anyone else find it a bit weird to build trucks in Texas and name them Tacoma and Tundra? Hey, the name “Texas” would actually keep to the “T” naming scheme!!*

Yeah, it should just be a Toyota Texas since my parents would rather be in a Toyota Texas than a Lexus Texas. Luxury branded trucks are just too odd of a thought. Oh well, would have been a good excuse to sing “All my Ex’s, Lexus Texas.”

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Wobbles the Mind 06/30/2016 at 13:41

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I miss the Toyota Pickup. :(

MultiplaOrgasms > Wobbles the Mind 06/30/2016 at 13:47

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A Lexus Texas is something I can see myself fap to.

Wobbles the Mind > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 06/30/2016 at 13:48

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Thanks a lot, now I’m going to be looking at late 80s/early 90s decals for the next hour trying to find a trend...

Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ > MultiplaOrgasms 06/30/2016 at 13:48

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*Slow Clap*

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Wobbles the Mind 06/30/2016 at 13:54

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You’re welcome :)

LongbowMkII > MultiplaOrgasms 06/30/2016 at 14:01

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Sometimes I like to fantasize about being inside a Lexus Texas.

MultiplaOrgasms > LongbowMkII 06/30/2016 at 14:25

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She’s indeed got a great ass.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Wobbles the Mind 06/30/2016 at 14:46

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I don’t get out of Texas much... do they put these on the ones sold outside the state or just the ones they sell here? (Come to think of it, I’m not sure they have been putting these on anymore after the facelift anyway.)

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Wobbles the Mind 06/30/2016 at 14:53

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Fun semi-related story. I live in SA where the trucks are made. A coworker recently ordered a new Tacoma from a local dealer that was in the build queue. He watched the status updates of his truck being built a few miles down the road, then inexplicably shipped to Houston once it was complete, then immediately back to SA to be delivered. Apparently all of the Toyota trucks sold in SA go through this process, though I’m not exactly sure what necessary step happens in Houston that makes this the case.

Flies With Thunderbirds > Wobbles the Mind 06/30/2016 at 15:05

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Lexus Texas sounds like the name of an adult actress.

Wobbles the Mind > Flies With Thunderbirds 06/30/2016 at 15:08

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Thank you, I wasn’t understanding the jokes in the comments! A Google search just gave me Texas based Lexus inventory, so I was completely missing the fun.

BigBlock440 > Flies With Thunderbirds 06/30/2016 at 15:16

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Alexis Texas is the name of an “adult actress”.

/I only know that because of the article on Jalopnik about the Lexus TX, where these jokes were also made.

BorkBorkBjork > Wobbles the Mind 06/30/2016 at 15:26

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They should call it the Taiga

Flies With Thunderbirds > BigBlock440 06/30/2016 at 15:41

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Mhmmm, likely story

BigBlock440 > Flies With Thunderbirds 06/30/2016 at 16:04

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Sure is, I don’t really care what their names are.